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Marionette Quay.

Lives in: 82, Street of Crocodiles, city of Ex.

Occupation: Minister for Silence.

Comments: Marionette Quay stands two feet tall and his body is made of oak wood. His skin and black pinstriped suit are made of paint, and his face is peeling slightly around the chin. His mouth is nothing more than a painted line - he is mute. His fingers are fused - he cannot write. He's probably the best Minister for Silence we've ever had.

(Submitted by Clive Stampear, Amenuensis)