Mr Stir-Fry-and-Die (but you can call him Len). Email: satan_in_a_snowplough@hotmail.com Lives in: Cumber Poidy. Occupation: Martial arts instructer and teacher of the deadly walaaaaaaahoieee technique. Comments: "He lives in Cumber Poidy and is very bendy. He can twist his body in unimaginably disturbing shapes. His favourite one is "Professor Basakikazakiikashaki(that's Bob for short) goes for a safari in a golf buggy and meets a pride of lions." The walaaaaaaaaaaaahoieee technique is a secret touch that renders the victim completely insane, and dead as well, which is probably worse. He owns a dojo and had a very big weapon. A sword that is, a curvy one, 9 feet long. "