The Wild
Bunch.
The Wild Bunch is a collective of rebels
from Umbagollah, Undergollah and other places. Although their
membership periodically increases and then decreases in membership
they have a key core of members who act as a united committee on
Wild Bunch affairs. They are based across Umbagollah and have many
different agendas, their central purpose being to have fun. They are
known to be on a paid mission having had secret meetings with a
certain Gareth Glenshane who is believed to be searching for the
remains of a dead ancestor. Since this meeting Gareth has become an
associate member of the group.
Known leading members
Peros Ultyssa - the official leader and general front man.
Mr Stir-Fry-And-Die Master of the Orientollah and hit man,
expert with a wok
Devron Nilder - evil scientist and cruel
tormentor of small animals
Gareth Glenshane - descendant of
aristocracy, known rebel
Junkes Tasbane - chief advisor to
Ultyssa and obsessive carrot collector – known to have taken post in
gov’t of Umbagollah
Mad Albert - old man who wears funny
hats and likes beaches
Freaky Gypsy - the woman with the
caravan, clever old hag
Fergus the Fungus - known collector
of fungi, extremely dangerous, expert with poison and all forms of
microwave dinners and fast food
Known minor members
Harry Kiri Harry Krishna Red the Jolly Big John
(known as BJ) Not-So-Big-John (known as John) Ostrich the
Chef Carny the Reaper Nik and Nak the twins Suzy Bell-Chime
(known as the Clock)
The group have recently scattered
across the country of Umbagollah due to internal dispute but are
still united. They are just slightly annoyed with each other. These
guys are dangerous in that they can cause death through amazement
(at their stupidity and surrealism) and are handy with weapons.
Ultyssa was last seen wounded in Ex. Tasbane was last
seen working for the Umbagollian government in Ex. Gareth was
last seen in Bollocksburn, looking after his house. Nilder was
last seen with an army of the undead in Ex. Stir-Fry was last
seen in Gum Gooloo Gum Jublet. Mad Albert was last seen on a
beach on the Bathwater Ocean. Freaky was last seen in Jail buying
a new caravan. Fergus was last seen buying a large arboretum boat
in Cumber Poidy to keep his fungi on.
Read an
interview with the Wild Bunch conducted by
Fred-Who-Lives-On-The-Mountain.
| |