Government.
Umbagollah is divided into
five provinces, and each province is overseen by a body of five
people headed by a governor. Governors are voted into power by the
Umbagollians who live in their home provinces. Since the invasion
and conquest of Gum Gooloo
Gum Jublet by the city of Ex, the
country as a whole has been run by the Governor of Ex. The current
Governor has thick, short hair and a pair of gold filigree glasses
which spend each day creeping gradually down her nose. Her eyesight
is slowly leaving her. Mentally, however, she is extremely acute.
Before she passes any decisions which will affect the entire country, she must first have the approval of the governors of the four other
provinces. They are: the Governor of Gum Gooloo Gum Jublet (and
ajoining areas); the governor of the North-Western
Flatlands; the governor of Cumber
Poidy; and the governor of the Falling
Hills.
This last province is a
sore point between Ex and Gum Gooloo. The Goolooians argue that the
Falling Hills are too uninhabited to be an effective province, and
that it ought to be absorbed into the province of Gum Gooloo. The
Exians have refused this request several times with a variety of
excuses: their private, unstated reason, is that they do not like to
think of Gum Gooloo holding land directly adjacent to their southern
borders. Goolooians jokingly refer to the governor of the Falling
Hills as, "A civil servant of Ex" and "The manager of the invisible
city."
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Each governor is backed by a council of four advisors.
Their titles are as follows: The Minister of Earth. The
Minister of Thought, Poetry and Trees. The Minister of
Skies and Clouds. The Minister for Silence.
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responsible for anything in particular. There is no Minister of War,
for example. War is not worth ministering. Instead, each advisor is
elected to represent a different thought process. The Minister of
Earth is generally practical, the Minister of Skies and Clouds tends
to be dreamy, the Minister of Poetry and Trees lies somewhere in the
middle, and the Minister for Silence just sits there and stares at
everybody to remind them that their decisions have consequences for
hundreds of people who are not present to make their voices
heard.
Councillors are permitted to influence the governor as
powerfully as they like, but they cannot make major decisions on
their own. In extreme cases a councillor may make a No Confidence
motion against the governor and call for a new election. All Umbagollians are free to enter the council chambers at any time and engage in discussion with the Ministers and the Governor. Any
citizen of Umbagollah is allowed to run for a position in the
government. Most of them don't. Council positions don't carry any special privileges and in many ways the power they wield on paper is illusionary. There is no organised force backing them up. The theory is that they have been trusted by the people to come up with ideas which will better the country, and that this is all they are required to do: they are leader-scholars who disseminate wisdom.
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