Agnes Moulcrumpet. Lives in: a small two-room house with an outdoor toilet in the exact centre of the Province of the Falling Hills. Occupation: Novelist and Governor of the Falling Hills.. Comments: "We are going forward, or perhaps backward. Maybe sideways. It is often difficult to tell. My name is Agnes Moulcrumpet and I have a plain face and grey hair. The grey hair came about slowly but the plain face was there all the time. Sometimes my hair is in my eyes. I take a pair of scissors and clear it away. Then it is gone. I want to bring this same principle to my governorship of the Falling Hills. Life is too big for my scissors, so I must go about with a scythe."