The Tower of
Foot.
The Tower of Foot is the closest thing Ex
has to a hospital. There are no wards or beds, but every inhabitant
is a medical practitioner of some sort. A woman named Emilie Gorgon
spends her days sitting in a small alcove by the front door, cooling
herself with a square fan made of woven ivy leaves. (the lanes of Ex
are often warm and dusty.) She has one eye and a twisted club foot,
and she knows the exact profession of every person in the building.
As a teenager she waged a long, cunning war against the
doctors, claiming that one of their number, a foot specialist, had
refused to treat her when she was a child. This was discovered to be
true. Public opinion turned against the doctors and they became
frightened. "People think we're monsters," they said to one another.
"What are we going to do?" It was eventually decided that they
should give Emilie the room by the front door to live in for the
rest of her life. So that no patient would ever be neglected again,
they handed her the job of directing them to the right person. "This
way," some of the wilier doctors said to one another, "none of us
can be blamed if this kind of thing repeats itself."
Whenever a visitor arrives at the Tower, Emilie asks them
the nature of their complaint and then gives them a piece of paper
with the number of the appropriate chamber written on it. "Go up two
floors. Door on your right," she says, or, "Climb the stairs for ten
minutes and you've got a blue window. Bang on it." She stores the
addresses at the back of her home in a huge mouldering box, but this
is a precaution, or for show; she has never needed to consult them.
Her memory is infallible.
She never speaks to the doctors,
but stares at the ceiling and whistles as they walk past. "Wordsa
valuble" she says to her visitors. "They don't deserve 'm. They
already got my foot. Let 'm be happy with that."
See also, Illness, medicine, doctors.
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